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Washington State Testing to be a Direct Waste of Time
Washigton State to make sure their mandated testing wastes as much time as possible in order to increase rent on surrounding families.
College Board to Now Determine All Students' Future
College Board has announced a new contract which will now allow them to determine the future of all future students starting from 1st grade.
Department of Education to Mandate Display of Subway Surfers Gameplay in Classrooms
Coming off of the results of recent studies, the Department of Education has passed a law mandating the display of Subway Sufers gameplay in all classrooms.
The Issaquah-Sammamish Report Banned Worldwide
The Issaquah-Sammamish Report had been banned worldwide soon after the release of our last article.
Editors Behind The Issaquah-Sammamish Report Missing From Basement
The editors of The Issaquah-Sammamish Report have recently escaped from the basement. If you know anything about their whereabouts, contact us immediately.
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